You knew these were coming, you just didn’t know they’d be on the shelves this quickly. The guys over at Smack Apparel, to no surprise, have already created and started selling “Jameis’ Famous Crab Shack” t-shirts, meant to poke fun at Heisman-winner Jameis Winston and his recent theft of crab legs at a Tallahassee Publix.
The back appropriately reads “Our Crabs are Always at a Five Finger Discount!”
— Zach Abolverdi (@ZachAbolverdi) May 2, 2014
Unfortunately, unlike the crab legs, the shirts are not free – they’ll cost you $17.99 each. Get to ordering, Florida fans.