NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. isn’t having a very good day. It was reported Friday morning by NJ.com that Winslow, just prior to a November arrest for possession of synthetic marijuana, was allegedly masturbating in his Cadillac Escalade in a Target parking lot. According to court documents, when police officers asked Winslow what he was doing, he said he was lost and trying to find Boston Market.
Well, as you’d imagine, the Boston Market jokes have been flying today – at one point it was even a trending topic on Twitter. So what did the restaurant chain do? Get in on the fun, of course. Check out this amazing troll job by whoever runs their social media account:
— Boston Market (@bostonmarket) January 17, 2014
Well played. Next time, Winslow can locate the nearest Boston Market at home from his computer – where he won’t need to wear pants.