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Jameis Winston Is Getting Harassed On Twitter Because A Florida Woman Stole Lobster Tails In Her Pants From A Publix

Oh, Twitter - sometimes you are fantastic. Thursday night, it was reported by the Associated Press that a woman in Florida had stuffed seven lobster tails in her pantsand walked out of a Publix without paying for them. Of course, police found her an hour later, arrested her and charged her with petit theft. College football fans, especially those residing in the state of Florida, can probably recall a similar situation involving this past year's Heisman Trophy winner - Jameis Winston. Winston, for those unaware, was cited for stealing crab legs and crawfish from a Tallahassee Publix in late April.

Given the similarities between the stories, fans have been making fun of Winston on Twitter all day. Many even joked that she must be the woman of Winston's dreams.

">@FoxNews: Florida woman arrested for stealing #lobster tails from supermarket http://t.co/eCidrgjkxz" Jamis Winston in drag.

— Greg Katz (@GregKatz) June 13, 2014

">@FoxNews I guess she is not as good in football as

Hey @Jaboowins, I found your stealing lobster soul mate http://t.co/wTQ0Rm2aeS

— Antwan V. Staley (@antwanstaley) June 13, 2014

">@Jaboowins she goes to jail for lobster tail he gets a ticket #pathetic

— Douglas Crawford (@Doug_KCCO) June 13, 2014

">@Jaboowins, I found your stealing lobster soul mate http://t.co/wTQ0Rm2aeS

— Antwan V. Staley (@blackredsoxfan) June 13, 2014

">@orlandosentinel: Woman stuffed Publix lobster tails down her pants, police say http://t.co/bQXdMlij1Z

— Cameron Strang (@cameronstrang)

Mrs. Jameis Winston, probably. “@orlandosentinel: Woman stuffed Publix lobster tails down her pants, police say http://t.co/bQXdMlij1Z

— Cameron Strang (@cameronstrang) June 12, 2014

">June 12, 2014

">@nbcchicago

— Jackie Murphy (@JMurph36)

Looks like Jameis Winston is a #trendsetter Florida Woman Stuffs Lobster Tails in Pants http://t.co/dJRE8kp0mX via @nbcchicago

— Jackie Murphy (@JMurph36) June 13, 2014

">June 13, 2014

">@Jaboowins a new girlfriend. http://t.co/eDfSSHK8VY

— Saturday Spirit (@SaturdaySpirit)

We found @Jaboowins a new girlfriend. http://t.co/eDfSSHK8VY

— Saturday Spirit (@SaturdaySpirit) June 13, 2014

">June 13, 2014

">@Publix must be criminally good. First, Jameis Winston steals crab legs. Now, a woman puts lobster tails in her pants..

— Michael Grant (@MichaelGrant_CJ)

The crustaceans at @Publix must be criminally good. First, Jameis Winston steals crab legs. Now, a woman puts lobster tails in her pants..

— Michael Grant (@MichaelGrant_CJ) June 13, 2014

">June 13, 2014

">@FoxNews Looks like

Hey @Jaboowins, I found your stealing lobster soul mate http://t.co/wTQ0Rm2aeS

— Antwan V. Staley (@antwanstaley) June 13, 2014

">@Jaboowins sent his lady to do the dirty work now....

— Andrew Hop (@Hop1226)

@FoxNews Looks like @Jaboowins sent his lady to do the dirty work now....

— Andrew Hop (@Hop1226) June 13, 2014

">June 13, 2014

">@FoxNews: Florida woman arrested for stealing #lobster tails from supermarket http://t.co/FUdysp293x

Hey @Jaboowins, I found your stealing lobster soul mate http://t.co/wTQ0Rm2aeS

— Antwan V. Staley (@antwanstaley) June 13, 2014

">@Jaboowins are yal related?

— Tyler Kane (@Tyler_Kane_23)

@FoxNews: Florida woman arrested for stealing #lobster tails from supermarket http://t.co/FUdysp293x@Jaboowins are yal related?

— Tyler Kane (@Tyler_Kane_23) June 13, 2014

">June 13, 2014

">@FoxNews: Florida woman arrested for stealing #lobster tails from supermarket http://t.co/sFO86IhOjI

Hey @Jaboowins, I found your stealing lobster soul mate http://t.co/wTQ0Rm2aeS

— Antwan V. Staley (@antwanstaley) June 13, 2014

">@Jaboowins girlfriend?

— Cameron Hasty (@cameron_hasty)

@FoxNews: Florida woman arrested for stealing #lobster tails from supermarket http://t.co/sFO86IhOjI@Jaboowins girlfriend?

— Cam Hasty (@cameron_hasty) June 13, 2014

">June 13, 2014

The actual college football season can't come soon enough.