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Illinois State Signs Kobe Buffalomeat, OL With Greatest Name Of All-Time

Kobe Buffalomeat is a real player on Illinois State.

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Every year, signing day gives us the underrated opportunity to survey the country and see which schools signed prospects with unique names.

Now, there are plenty of great names. And then, there is Kobe Buffalomeat.

Yes, that's the name of the massive offensive lineman out of Lawrence, Kan. who inked his name with Illinois State today. When Illinois State announced Buffalomeat's signing, Twitter exploded.

Shut it down. Don't even name any of your future offspring.

You will never, ever top Kobe Buffalomeat.