This Buckeyes fan doesn't like Michigan - even when he's in a coma.
Ohio State fans don't like Michigan even when they're in a coma.
A Buckeyes' fan in a coma was asked by doctors if he liked Michigan - he could push a button for "yes" and a button for "no."
Of course, he pushed the "no" button.
From the Associated Press:
38-year-old Zach Lawrence, of Dublin, Ohio, apparently wasn’t listening to the physicians at Ohio State University’s Dodd Hall Rehabilitation Center. He’s begun making sounds, keeping his eyes open and smiling at his children.
Some of the best evidence that he’s aware came when he was asked to respond with a push of a “yes” or “no” button to the question: “Do you like Michigan?” Ohio State and the University of Michigan have one of the fiercest and most storied rivalries in college football and just about everything else.
To the delight of his family, Lawrence pushed the “no” button not once but twice.
Even Michigan fans have to like a story like this.