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Here's A Story About Kobe Bryant Telling A Young Fan, "F*ck You, Kid"

The Internet has been full of Kobe Bryant stories over the last 24 hours. The Los Angeles Lakers' now-former guard played his final game Wednesday night, after all. (He scored 60 points, too.)

The following story is our favorite. 

While it's validity can be questioned, and it's language is a certainly NSFW, it's simply incredible. 

">@kobebryant the reason I hate you is as follows: When the Memphis Grizzlies played you all for the first time 2001 @ the Pyramid..

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant the reason I hate you is as follows: When the Memphis Grizzlies played you all for the first time 2001 @ the Pyramid..

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant I was so excited to see u play, I was ur biggest fan, even wore purple and yellow draws, waited for this game all day...

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant I was so excited to see u play, I was ur biggest fan, even wore purple and yellow draws, waited for this game all day...

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant I show up to the arena as one of like 100 Lakers supporters. I had your jersey on and everything. Well we got our seats...

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant I show up to the arena as one of like 100 Lakers supporters. I had your jersey on and everything. Well we got our seats...

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant (my uncle worked for the school so he got tunnel seats) well during the game your Lakers were up thru 3qtrs

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant (my uncle worked for the school so he got tunnel seats) well during the game your Lakers were up thru 3qtrs

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant 4qtr comes around & Grizz come back & win on a buzzer beater from Lorenzen Wright. I had the privilige to stand in the..

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant 4qtr comes around & Grizz come back & win on a buzzer beater from Lorenzen Wright. I had the privilige to stand in the..

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant tunnel and shake the players hand, slapped 5 with Rick Fox, Shaq, Shaw, & then here you came, I said Kobe great game...

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant tunnel and shake the players hand, slapped 5 with Rick Fox, Shaq, Shaw, & then here you came, I said Kobe great game...

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant and you looked at me and said, "Fuck you kid".I couldn't believe it... That's when the blood in me boiled. I went home and...

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant and you looked at me and said, "Fuck you kid".I couldn't believe it... That's when the blood in me boiled. I went home and...

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant burned everything with ur name, face, number, or Laker logo on it. Every since then I hated the Lakers. If the devil got

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant burned everything with ur name, face, number, or Laker logo on it. Every since then I hated the Lakers. If the devil got

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant a NBA team I would root for him instead of you.... So nigga you know what???

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant a NBA team I would root for him instead of you.... So nigga you know what???

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

">@kobebryant Fuck you & leave white women alone. You owe me an apology nigga, and you gone give me one! Signed, An Upset Nigga

— K. Lee (@dj9o1)

@kobebryant Fuck you & leave white women alone. You owe me an apology nigga, and you gone give me one!
Signed, An Upset Nigga

— K. Lee (@dj9o1) April 13, 2016

">April 13, 2016

Try and beat that Kobe story.

You can't.