Big Baller Brand has already dominated the sportswear industry, selling dozens of pairs of sneakers. Now, LaVar Ball and company are entering the world of branded water.
No, that's not a joke. Pretty soon, you will be able to buy bottles of Big Baller Brand water at "a store near you."
It is unclear just how "near" that store will be to most Americans. Or how hilariously inflated the price will be.
However, there do appear to be bottles ready to be sold. LaVar Ball posted video from a factory moments ago.
The water is not the best part of that video. It is definitely the confused faces of LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball.
No, Ball brothers. We have no idea why your father is selling water either.
A skeptical Darren Rovell actually broke this news a month ago. He reported that Ball planned to bring Lithuanian imported water to the United States.
Here's what Lavar Ball's Big Baller Brand water will apparently look like.
Based on Amazon prices, a 12-pack of 1-liter Perrier or San Pellegrino water goes for between $20-$30 on average. That seems relatively tame for Big Baller Brand's normal pricing model.
Big Baller Brand's t-shirts all cost around $50-$60. The sneakers range from $395-$695, depending on model and edition.
We'll see if Big Baller Water actually hits markets in a reasonable amount of time. Based on the sneaker sales, you may have to wait until 2019.