Watch this soccer player juggle his gum around like he's been doing it all his life.
Borussia Dortmund midfielder Felix Passlack showed off his special talent by juggling chewing gum during a match against Union Berlin on Wednesday. It's incredible.
Watch it unfold below:
Maybe it's because I have the coordination of an infant, or because I can't kick a soccer ball without pulling a muscle, but that is so damn impressive to me. He's so casual about it, and doesn't even bother to crack a smile after successfully kicking the gum safely back into his mouth.
I've had gum fall out of my mouth mid-conversation before (I am a slob), and I wish I could've recovered as smoothly as Passlack did. Imagine whipping that little trick out at a party.
All of which is to say, I'm very jealous of Felix Passlack and his juggling prowess, and you should be too.