Tiger Woods has jokes.
Apparently there’s never an inappropriate time to make a receding hairline joke.
Tiger Woods, who was arrested for DUI this past Monday, was asked his hair color by police after being taken in. His answer? “Mostly brown and fading.”
Safe to say that Tiger’s sense of humor wasn’t lost in the moment. Check it out:
Tiger when asked his hair color: "Mostly brown and fading"
Eldrick got jokes! pic.twitter.com/awDzs11opg
— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) June 2, 2017
Woods, who reportedly blew a .000 twice when given a breathalyzer, issued a statement noting that it was a combination of medications that led to his state of mind.