Tom Brady Is Charging Insane Prices For His Autograph

Want an autograph from five-time Super Bowl-winning quarterback Tom Brady? Better have a lot of dough handy.

Fresh off his latest big game win, Brady has linked up with Tristar Productions for an autograph signing. The price for each item is stupefying.

Here are a few examples:

Inscription: 4x SB MVP, SB 51 MVP, SB 49 MVP, SB 38 MVP, SB 36 MVP, 16-0 ’07 – $299

Inscription:: 2x NFL MVP, 5x SB Champ, SB 51 Champs, 07 NFL MVP, 10 NFL MVP – $399

Licensed trading card (3.5″ x 5″) – $499

Personalization up to 20 characters – $499

Autographed New England Patriots SB LI 8x10 Photo - $849

Autographed Super Bowl LI Replica Full-Sized helmet - $999

Autographed NFL Football - $999

Original artwork, game used, or any other item not listed – $1,999

Reproduced artwork, canvas, or multi-signed item with 5 or more signatures – $1,399

There's more, but you get the picture.

The prices are absurd, but Brady can of course charge what he wants. However, good luck getting a lot of people to buy them.