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Watch: Cowboys Fan Gets Punched In The Face, Loses Pants

A Dallas fan gets punched in the face and loses his pants.

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Watch this Cowboys fan get knocked out cold with a single punch, only to get up and have his pants fall to the ground.

Football-fan fights are sad, most of the time. Middle-aged men in cargo shorts throwing wild, drunken punches while onlookers collectively shake their heads is a depressing sight. But this one here? This one might actually inspire you. Supposedly the fight took place during the Giants and Cowboys first matchup back in September and has been lying dormant in the bowels of the internet or someone's phone. Hard to say. Let's just all rejoice that someone unearthed it, and not a moment too soon.

Okay so, here we have two grown men arguing over...something. It doesn't matter. What matters is what happens after the single punch of the "fight" is thrown. As the Cowboys fan gets up, stumbling from getting decked in the jaw, his damn pants fall to the ground in a heap of humiliation. It's like a slapstick comedy routine, and I love it so much.

Just watch it:

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It's perfect. Nothing could be more perfect.

Look, 2016 was a bad year for humanity, but the impeccable timing of that guy's pants falling to the ground is evidence that maybe the universe isn't just a chaotic mess of despair after all. There has got to be some order to this world, I'm sure of it now. My faith in a higher power has officially been restored, thanks to this guy's probably-a-size-too-large pants.