Last night, the New Orleans Times-Picayune reported that Les Miles has received a 5-year, $27.5 million offer from Arkansas to become its new head football coach.
Of course, Twitter exploded. But after scanning hundreds of tweets from people interested in the situation, it became obvious that there really are only seven types circulating. Enjoy.
The "I will re-state the news because I can" tweet.
The "I will give you my opinion, deal with it" tweet.
The rhetorical tweet.
The "I will state facts to disprove this" tweet.
The "I will make my best attempt to amuse you" tweet.
The "I will enlighten you fools" tweet.